marinatingwithalphonzo

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

worldwar2chainz

heyfunniest:

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD

LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING

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THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD

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AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD. 

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JUST. OMG

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?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

did you really “FIND” the twitter account???

why is there a delete button??

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